I want all my friends to be happy
I want all my friends to find love
I want all my friends to share good things
And be blessed by the light from above

I want all my friends to be hopeful
Not to be slaves to a bank
I hope that my friends never have to
Roll through the streets in a tank

I want all my friends to have kitchens
Stocked up with bountiful food
I hope they wake with a smile
And say words like 'totes, awesome and dude'

I want all my friends to know laughter
Uncontrollable from deep in the gut
I want all my friends to have fine shoes
And to pat someone cute on the butt

I want all my friends to go travel
And to see the world for just what it is
A beautiful place to inhabit
A big melting pot made of jizz

I want all my friends to dance naked
So that all of their neighbors can see
I want them all to be colour blind
And to keep those skin head racists far away from me

I want all my straight friends to love
All of the gay friends I have
I'd love it if we all went to dinner
Because my gay friends always pick up the tab

I want all my friends to be healthy
And when they see kale and greens not just to scoff
I want them to live long and prosper
And to tell cancer to just go fuck off

I want all my friends to know one thing
That one day, when I'm long dead and gone
I want them to know that I love them
And that that's why I wrote them this song

Because, I want all my friends to be happy
I want all my friends to find love
I want all my friends to share good things
And be blessed by the light from above