Like a barbecue spoiled by a skunk

Or a garage sale that ain't nothing but junk

Like a pair of jeans that never shoulda shrunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk



When I'm drunk, when I'm drunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk

Yeah when I get down to drinkin', that's when I start to thinkin'

I only think about you when I'm drunk



Like a college boy who knows he's gonna flunk

Or a kid at camp fallin' out of his bunk

Like Shaquille O'Neal missin' on a dunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk



When I'm drunk, when I'm drunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk

Well it comes as no surprise, when I see those dark green eyes

I only think about you when I'm drunk



Like a Communist regime persecutin' a monk

Or a refugee on a raft that sunk

Like a millionaire executive tossed in a trunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk



When I'm drunk, when I'm drunk

I only think about you when I'm drunk

Well I probably shouldn't complain, but there's a little part of my brain

That makes me think about you when I'm drunk



Yeah your memory's reinstated when I'm intoxicated

I only think about you when I'm drunk

Yeah when I get down to drinkin', that's when I start to thinkin'

I only think about you when I'm drunk