Check out the new girl at the office, she started yesterday

Finally got a reason to go to work besides my pay-

Check out the new girl at the office, they all say she's quite a cutie

Ten years in this cubicle, and I've never seen such beauty

The new girl at the office, I dig her demographic

On her walk down to the subway, I wave to her from traffic



Now the new girl at the office, knows nothing 'bout my life

But I think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife



Check out the new girl at the office, and tell me what you think

And don't you make a crude remark about dipping your pen in company ink

The new girl at the office, with the overhead projector

When some fool says her plan won't work, I rise up to protect her



Now the new girl at the office, knows nothing 'bout my life

But I think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife



I should respond to the boss' email, he wants to do away with casual day

But my mind's on a certain female, who smiles at me in the hallway



Now the new girl at the office, found a better job downtown

I wrote “we're gonna miss you,” when they passed her card around



Now the new girl at the office, knew nothing 'bout my life

I still think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife