Got your whiskey and Coke

You may appreciate this joke

You seem like a decent bloke

You're doing pretty well

No one could never tell that 



You've got your guitar by a string

You may play Some Enchanted Evening

You should be able to sing

It's all gonna happen

Oh you could never tell them 



You got your white stare from a show

It was some show that I could not know

And it's pretty empty below

Watching that shell

One could never tell them 



You've got your stupid stitch

You may already have become rich

You seem like a son-of-a-bitch

Yeah, I like you very well

One could never tell them