is it true what they say, you feel more guilty by the hour

we think you'd given up the fight, we don't believe you no how

is it true what you said, if you can catch me i'm your gal !

and then you slithered to the floor

don't you see, we've got you now

is it true what they say, you've always got more than your share

this boy, your story, how'd you dare ???

TAKE IT. . . 



Chorus: is it true what they say ?



(two nubile lancashire lasses)

ONE: hey, what do you think of this group, Betty ?

TWO: oh, i think they're great

ONE: what d'yer reckon to that lead singer ?

TWO: ooh, i think he's great

BOTH: great, great, terrific. . . 

ONE: d'yer fancy that drummer there, Betty ?

TWO: ooh, the guitarist is great

ONE: i thought the drummer was more your type

TWO: ooh, great

BOTH: great, terrific, great, great, no really, great, terrific, great

ONE: this place has never been the same since this group came her to

   play on saturday nights has it

BOTH: no, it's great, great, terrific, great here now

SINGER: hope all you wonderful people have had a wunnerful time because

          everything her was just wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerfull

ONE: everything here was just wonderful, wonderful, wonderful



EXEUNT ONE AND ALL