[ Bootsy Collins impersonator ]

Oh that's right, baby bubba

We gon' talk about this girl named Suzy, bubba

She ain't no floosey, though

She's a doosey

Speaking about that girl named Suzy cause she's groovy, baby bubba

Ah, we funky down here, y'all

Come here, Suzy baby

Let me rub you down, Suzy baby

Ah, you fat bubba-mubba-wabba



[ Daddy-O ]

Speaking of a girl named Suzy

Said she'd do anything to soothe me

Take off clothes or put em back on

Ain't that right, Wise? (Word is bond)



[ Wise ]

Comin from the show she was always there

It's like we couldn't get her out of our hair

She would even follow us late at night

Right, Delite? (Yo, believe the hype)



[ Delite ]

Suzy was a girl we couldn't get enough of

Can't say it was love, cause I don't know what it was

Homeboys said she was a real loose cutie

So I tapped the Dad and said, 'Yo, we got a Suzy'



[ Daddy-O ]

Speakin of a girl named Suzy

Yeah, yeah

(Suzy) (4x)



[ Daddy-O ]

Do you remember that day, we was on the tour bus

Listened to a tape, I think it was the Cold Crush

Suzy heard the tape and said, 'Who's that?'

Delite said (Shhh, just sit on my lap)

She said, 'Okay, whatever you say'

I saw the game and asked: 'Can I play?'

She said, 'Sure,' I said, 'Really?

And what about the rest of the Stet posse?'

She just smiled and I just grinned

And the band, they got ready to win

Or should I say start, or should I say begin

Anyway you put it, she was all in



[ Wise ]

Started on the tour bus, she was in a rush

(Rush to do what?!) You know what's up

The bus had three rooms, she started in the first

And it was pretty bad, but the second got worse

And in the third I had to tip my hat

(You mean it was like that, hops?) Yo, it was like that

Suzy had a thing for the boys in the band

And the band bein Stet, be assured, my man

Everything that glitters ain't always gold

But for all the groups, yo, she broke the mold



[ Daddy-O ]

Speakin of a girl named Suzy

Yeah, yeah

(Suzy) (4x)



[ Delite ]

Right before a show ???? D.C.

I looked at Wise, the Dad looked at me

We slapped five while the band got ready

Then we all glanced around for Suzy

Had a monogramm top with our names of each

A two-piece bikini like you wear on a beach

A shape no man could bever forget

And on the back of her shorts - mh, take me to the bridge



(Do it now)



(Suzy)



(Uno, dos, tres, quattro)



[ all ]

Then one day, it was in the winter



Snow was on the ground, we were leavin Philly

I was in my bunk, geared to my radio

Wrapped in his blanket, cause it was kinda chilly

Not too long after, we all fell asleep

And the snow storm got a lot worse

Our bus driver started dozin off

The bus started driftin, Suzy noticed first

She awoke the crew, and the driver, no doubt

Saved our lives, and that's a fact

And one thing about Suzy, you all should know

She may be a groupie, but we love her to the max, Jack



[ 'Suzy' ]

Ah, Oran Juice Jones

Don't be 'yo baby-in' me, I am not Suzy

Everybody, let me tell you:

Suzy is a DOG

A REAL DOG

You know, she's a real dog

A German Sheperd dog with a leash and a flea collar

And a tail and fur and everything?

She's a real dog and she's following em

Because they draggin her on a leash with a can of Alpo in they pockets!

Let me tell y'all every-

Ah, Wise

Wise..

Wake up

I'm tryin to cut a record here

Hello? Wake up!

I - I'm over here

MC Delite, I'm over here

Blind as a fat child 

I'm over here

Somebody (...) they got the 2 for 1 sale today

That's right

DBC - late again!

Child live another day, gotta take the bus, won't you get a car?

Daddy-O - will you stop spittin on me

Child, I don't need a shower, baby, you do, but I don't

Oh-oh in comes walking Gary [Name] with the Gary [Name] hairstyle

Mr. Bobby Simmons actin like a big time producer

Yeah, we all remember when

Don't start frontin now

Ah - Prince Paul.. Pat's on the phone!



Ha-ha..

Child, you been walkin down the street, guys be tryin to rap to you?

This one guy was playin the Africa stuff

He said, 'Yo baby, you know somethin?

If we was back in Africa I would marry you

I would give you 26 or 27 babies

And I will buy your mother a cow'

I said, 'Honey, if I have 26 or 27 babies

I'ma need 13 titties and I'ma BE A COW

What is your problem?'

Then this other guy walked up to me, he says

'Ooh baby, you know somethin, when I think of you?

Won't you just come over here and let me be your peppermint paddy'

I said, 'When I bite into YOUR peppermint paddy

Honey, I'll give you the feeling, the sensation

Of bein in a sewer barefooted

Now get out my face!'

These guys are so stupid, child

A lot of them think that ????? is a flavor

It's not, it really ain't!

Child, we gotta put up with them cause they all we got

So take it easy

Awwwww! - in effect



(Suzy)

(Suzy)

(Suzy)

(Suzy)

(Suzy)

(Suzy)

(Suzy)