absurd and sensible

quite unacceptable

let go

pull your leg off

control

out of control



it's the bed wetting thing

that brought us here doctor

it's the bed wetting thing



you tripped

dog on a leash

you had never noticed



nothing to do with me

says he weeing his feet



well it won't go away overnight 

but it will go away

in the end



you did such a great job

with the boiler last time

please can you mend my baby

he hasn't moved for three weeks



don't they use coffins

when they are that small

I don't want this

poor thing in my house



sir my chin

has been getting rather hot lately

so lick your chin stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze



don't know what to do

it's saturday night

I seek good advice

from who knows what's right

why don't you ring friends

and go for a few drinks

and then go see a movie



did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroine

I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself

did you prescribe my daughter pound of heroine

I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself

it isn't a spot, it is a baby

you're not a doctor, you're a wanker