I was cold like a fridge

And stiff like a broom

Sad like a night-cap

And bleak like the desert


Like a grave, I never spoke

Like a door, I never laughed

Like a chair, I never danced

I was unhappy like a stone


My heart was hard like iron

My hair colourless like the rain

My skin as rough as chalk

My breasts as flat as a board


I was cold like a fridge

And boring like the autobahn

Grey like an elefant

Slow like an endless day


cold ... stiff .... sad

dull ... dumb ... boring

Suddenly, it'all different!


I am hot like a stove 

Flexible like a snake

Cheerful like a sparrow

And funny like an ape 

I talk like a parrot

And dance like a spinning-top 

And laugh to see me so pretty 

Happy like a fish in the sea


My heart is soft like cotton

My skin tender like velvet

My breats are round like muffins 

My hair is shiny like diamonds

I am hot like a oven

And I am happy like a finch

Pink like a rose

And fast like a rocket


hot... soft ... pink ... tender

fast ... shiny ... funny 

Suddenly it's all different!

hot .. soft ... cheerful ...

flexible ... chatty ... happy ...

Suddenly it's all different!