Would you like to pet my rifle?
Summer can be such a drag
Or, rip into my lemon trifle?
I'm too old to play capture the flag

Someone's giving french kiss lessons
How else will we learn to love?

Have you ever been to Venice?
Have you ever mauled the prey?
Well, I am so damn good at tennis
Will the cat come back the very next day?

I feel like a total goner
How long till we fall in love?

Would you like to spit in my Bible?
Suffer like a Christmas goose
How could I avoid your libel?
Get out of the way cause nuns on the loose

All roads seem to lead to China
How long till we learn to love?