Albino - Stephen Lynch

(intro)-I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have slipped away some how...but, i could only come up with two



I was in love with an albino 

Her lack of pigment seemed like fun 

Her skin, the whitest alabaster 

Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum 



Then one day it snowed real hard, 

and she disappeared 

That's one 

Here's two 



I love little Agnus Johnson 

I met her at the old folks home 

She'd call me up and say hey Stephen 

Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone 

Then one day her EKG went beep, beep, beep-contin. 



(outro)-see how i did that?