I met her at a school dance
Her brown hair, oh, it caught my eye
And by the spring we were dating
And after a while it was a waste of time

She's just another girl like the others
I'm not changing for a thing

I'm the king of the world
And you're the queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
And we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's

She dyed her hair blonde
and made captain of the cheerleading team
Hung out with the cool kids
Ditched class and broke it off with me

She's just another girl like the others
I'm not changing for a thing

I'm the king of the world
And you're the queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
And we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's

She's just another, fake like the others
I moved on to better things
She's just another girl like the others
I won't change for anything

I'm the king of the world
And you're the queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
And we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's

I'm the king of the world
And you're the queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
And we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's