Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die

Ticket's in my passport
Passport's on the bedroom floor
Money's in my sneakers
Sneakers's what I'm looking for

Can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Got to find a spare part
Got to keep it spinning 'round
Think I'm getting cold feet
Think I'll take it lying down

Mummy's in the bath tub
Daddy's losing money at darts
Need a can of wotsname
Reaches all the other parts

Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die

I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
Can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh