All you liars and judgers and reading rooms 

This song goes out to you 

As your counselor wishes that I could prove 

Everyone travels in twos 

Is it the end of the beginning? 



Mommy killed a mouse 

Baby burned the house 

Daddy found the pills 

Monkey(?) bought a church 

Jesus called it Earth 

There's no one else to blame 

So evil was the tort 

The toaster and a fork 

Everyone will say 

The monkey couldn't lie 

The jury wouldn't buy 

The perfect alibi 



Forget about the lies, your thoughts, your food 

Eat them up, they love you 

If you cross and you count 

Oh, you try to move 

This will come back, back to you 

As the stone eats the circle 

The litigation of your favorite pen 

Has the whole world gotten the blues? 

There's question marks aimed at you 

Is it the end of the beginning?