Last week down our alley comes a toff

Nice old geezer with a nasty cough

Sees my misses, takes his topper off

In a very gentlemanly way



Ma'am says he I have some news to tell

Your rich uncle Tom of Camberwell

Popped off recent which it ain't a sell

Leaving you his little donkey shay



"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried

Who yer gonna meet, Bill

Have yer bought the street, Bill?

Laugh! I thought I should've died

Knocked em in the Old Kent Road



Every evening on the stroke of five

Me and Mrs' takes a little ride

You say "Wonderful they're still alive!"

If you saw that little donkey go!



I soon showed him that he'd have to do

what ever hes wanted to

still i shan't forget that rowdy crew

Already roasted in any woaahh



"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried

Who yer gonna meet, Bill

Have yer bought the street, Bill?

Laugh! I thought I should've died

Knocked em in the Old Kent Road



"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried

Who yer gonna meet, Bill

Have yer bought the street, Bill?

Laugh! I thought I should've died

Knocked em in the Old Kent Road

Knocked em in the Old Kent Road