spoken:

You know, when we were all like, uh, about this high, knee-high to a jackelope,

We always figured that the fun thing to do was to go to a funzone.

Let's go––let's go to a funzone.





Heads up in the sky and all the animals are waiting for the big show for tonight

Fat man calls my name, and calls me over to the tent he's waiting in by the ones « that » fight

« ????? » at night and every weekend in his trailer in the back while « ? the weather clowns hold? » a poker game

Even the fat man pays





Chorus:

Let's go to the funzone

We'll have a whole lot of fun

It's all there at the funzone

It's over when the fun is all done







Ride the fastest ride, you get a ticket from the man there in the booth all painted black

Corn dog for a buck, you take three bites and then you chuckle––there's some ice cream down your back

Meet a girl at night, she's talkin' to ya while you coax her to a trailer in the back

While Ronald kicks his dog around





Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe

It used to be a buck––well, now it's two

And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around

Someone didn't like it––they got sick on the ground





Chorus:

Let's go to the funzone

We'll have a whole lot of fun

It's all there at the funzone

But why does that clown have a gun

At the funzone

The funzone

At the funzone

We'll be there or we'll all be left at home







« Passed that » girl at night, you're talkin' to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back

While Ronald kicks his dog around





Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe

It used to be a buck––well, now it's two

And there's a ferris wheel where you spin around

Someone didn't like it––they got sick on the ground





Chorus:

Let's go to the funzone

We'll have a whole lot of fun

It's all there at the funzone

It's over when the fun is all done

At the funzone

The funzone

At the funzone

The funzone

Let's go to the funzone

We'll have a whole lot of fun

It's all there at the funzone

But be sure to wash your hands when you get home