Attack of the name game

Attack of the name game



I was walkin' down the street keepin' time with my feet

When I heard the strangest sound

I saw a spaceship scene and a man in green

And a crowd was gathered ‘round



Well, I stepped up close just to get a little dose

Of his rhymin' kind of game

Then he winked all three of eyes at me

And he said, “Did you catch my name”



It's Clack it back, I gotta Clack attack

I gotta Clee Cly Cloe the Clack a jack

Turn the Tyde, you gotta move the Myde

You gotta wham-bam funkify the Fyde with Clyde



I said, “Hey, Clyde, you're sure outside

You're rap is truly meaner

Now try some more,” he said “For sure

Come on, let do Tina”



Tack it back, I gotta Tack attack

I gotta Tee Ty Toe the Tack a jack

Turn the Tina, gotta move the Mina

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fina, Tina



Well, how ‘bout Stevie

(That's easy)



Stack it back, I gotta Stack attack

I gotta Stee Sty Stoe the Stack a jack

Turn the Tevie, gotta move the Mevie

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fevie, Stevie



Ooh...but can you do Shirley

(Why surely)



Shack it back, I gotta Shack attack

I gotta Shee Shy Shoe the Shack a jack

Turn the Tirley, gotta move the Mirley

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Firley, Shirley



Attack of the name game

Attack of the name game



I couldn't believe what he was sayin' to me

This dude sure came on hip (Hey, mama)

His threads were fine and electric lime

Was the color of his ship (Check it out)



And the rhymin' sounds that cat threw down

Were surely from above

And I said, “Why'd you come here Clyde”

And he said, “To spread some love”



I got Slack it back, I gotta Lack attack

I gotta Lee Ly Loe the Lack a jack

Turn the Tove, you gotta move the Move

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fove with Love



Yeah, I got it

Check this out



Stack it back, I gotta Stack attack

I gotta Stee Sty Stoe the Stack a jack (That's a fact)

Turn the Tacy, gotta move the Macy

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Facy, my name is Stacy

Well, can you picture that (Right where it's at)



Now we got it, try and see

If you can do some names with me

How about Slick Rick



Slack it back, I gotta Slack attack

I gotta Slee Sly Sloe the Slack a jack

Turn the Tick Rick, gotta move the Mick Rick

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fick Rick, Slick Rick



(I said who is this little dude)



Hey, big sis give me a shot

And I'mma gonna show you just what I got



Jack is back, I gotta Jack attack

I gotta Jee Jy Joe the Jack a jack (Get back)

Turn the Terry, gotta move the Merry

Gotta wham-bam funkify the Ferry, Jerry



Attack of the name game (You better lock up your daughter)

Attack of the name game (I'll make her do what she hadn't oughta)



(I said yo', I gotta go)

(But there's one more thing I want you to know)

(Now everybody come and take a chance)

(And all get down on this spaceman dance)



(Shooby doo bop, shooby doo wop)

(Shooby dooby dooby doo wop)

(Shooby doo bop, shooby doo wop)

(Shooby dooby dooby doo wop)



(Dooby dooby dooby dooby doo wop)

(Dooby dooby dooby doo wop)



(You're lookin' good)

(Now, now put your left foot down)

(Now put your other left foot down)

(Now put your right foot down)

(Now put your good foot down)

(And walk like this)

(Well, get down earthlings, get down)

(Now put all three hands together and clap)

(Good, a good God)

(Check it out, hey)

(Gotta split, baby)

(Goodbye)