Jim: Yes, yes I have a very little secret we'd like to tell

Tom: And we think people to know about it

Jim: The snow will be falling

Tom: And the cats'll be ballin, yeah, theyll be knockin em selves out

Jim: Know the reason why

Tom: Why?

Jim: Santa Claus is smokin' reefer

Santa Claus is smokin tea

Hes so high in the sky, stays loaded all the time

Come on down

Ken: Hes got good stuff for the kiddies!

Tom: He's hip nowadays, not like my mother, my father

Jim: The kids are jivin

Tom: Jolly fellow, hes that fellow

Jim: Not the cat you think it is 

Santy Claus is lighting up to the hay