Here comes that guy with shiny teeth. A nicer guys easy to meet.

Nuge you with a bony elbow and tell you something you dont wanna know.



I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,

If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.

By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself.



He's got his tan straight from a tub, it glows bright orange in a club.

Talk the hind legs of a donkey, his voice drones on its all inione key.



I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,

If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.

By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself. 



He's an obscene guy, a not too clan guy

Give anything a try, his whole lifes a lie,

Just like a piece of pie, greasy enough to fry,

Na na na an na.

Oi, oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi!