There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name 

exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame 

but reading a map was not his forte 

so poor Yvon was soon cast away 



Yvon of the Yukon 

sailing the stormy seas 

Yvon of the Yukon 

No one could hear his pleas 



He soon found himself in a bit of a pickle 

the frigid north seas proved more than fickle 

Yvon's navigation would soon cost a price 

he was knocked overboard and turned in to ice 



Yvon of the Yukon 

Happless Volunteer 

Yvon of the Yukon 

Frozen for hundreds of years 



300 years passed and with some irony 

Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee 

Yvon claimed the land for his country's glory 

and thats the start of Yvon's story 



Yvon of the Yukon 

(de-frosted for you and for me)