Senior ship's surgeon since '66 
Multitalented, knows all the tricks 
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy 
Traveled time and changed history 
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man 
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can 
He's one of a kind, says what's on his mind 
You might think he's complaining when you here him saying 
He's a doctor - not an escalator 
He's a doctor - not a bricklayer 
He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor 
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy 
He's a doctor - not an engineer 
He's a doctor - and not a magician 
He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist 
And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy 
Doesn't like transporters at all 
Prefers a shuttle if possible 
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia 
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna 
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor 
Managed to escape with a fellow officer 
Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his head 
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead 
He's a doctor - not an escalator 
He's a doctor - not a bricklayer 
He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor 
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy 
He's a doctor - not an engineer 
He's a doctor - and not a magician 
He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist 
And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy