Things just never go my way

My mum?s only got one kid and she still forgot my
birthday

Well I just don?t understand it

All my friends make so much cash

They?re all kicking ass and I?m still collecting trash

I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to
rain at my place

I know that luck won?t come, I just slipped on a black
cat and broke the mirror in the hallway

I know that I should wish you well, you won the
lottery but that don?t do shit for me

I know that that nothing?s going my way, I?m
positively negative and looking for a lucky break

Well I just can?t understand it

My car?s always getting smashed

But I?m scared to take the train cause I?m only gonna
get bashed

Well I just can?t comprehend it

Chicks just never look my way

The only chance to get into their pants is to start
wearing lingerie

I?m positively negative

I?m positively negative