I stole a kiss, I broke a heart
I copped a feel in the dark
I tell you kids, the truth is this
What starts with smiles will lead to lips

Once you touch, I do believe
You'll grow together thick as thieves
You'll share a cell, a bed as well
When you lead a life of crime

So drink and be married
Jesus and Mary
Drink and be married,
Cheers...

I won't bore you with the details son
Of how my doings came undone
I felt the itch, I felt my years
I screwed around she left in tears

So take the vow to never leave
Double up as thick as thieves
I don't mean to interfere
But single's half of what you have here

So drink and be married
Jesus and Mary
Drink and be married,
Cheers...


So drink and be married
Jesus and Mary
Drink and be married,
Cheers...

So drink and be married
Jesus and Mary
Drink and