spoken intro:
'twas the night before christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
suddenly i heard a strange noise down below
so, in my flannel pajamas i went tippy-toe
i could see old saint nick from the spot where i stood
so i slid down the banister just as fast as i could 
Sung:
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth 
my two front teeth, see, my two front teeth ?
gee, if i could only have my two front teeth 
then i could wish you merry christmas
It seems so long since i could say
"sister suzy sitting on a thistle 
every time i try to speak
huh, all i do is whistle 
All i want for christmas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth see my two front teeth ? 
gee, if i could only have my two front teeth 
then i could wish you merry christmas
Tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"jingle bells" resumes in the second line of a verse 
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"jingle bells" resumes in the second line of a verse 
horse whinny and a sneeze
"jingle bells" resumes in the second line of a verse 
horse whinny and a sneeze
"jingle bells" completes its verse
Spoken:
good old santa claus and all his reindeer
huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
gee, but, but now when i go out and call "dancer, prancer, donnner and blitzen"
none of 'em can understand me
cries
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, see my two front teeth? 
two more attempts to sound it correctly
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
so i can wish you merry christmas
christmas, christmas
aww, for goodness sakes
happy new year!!!