I'm tired of doing mostly what I want to do

Freedom is boring me I'd rather live like you

Like a job I work at everyday to feed a family I hate anyway

Well, I don't hate them but I suspect that they hate me



So I'm relating to the neighbors

If they're too loud, I'll call the cops

I've got a lawyer too

And if you fuck with me I'll sue

And then I'll call the cops again



All you folks – can you relate?

Say it out load – I CAN RELATE!

One more time – I CAN RELATE!

Just like a good neighbour should



Or go to football games and hang out with the skins

Then get into football fights though I don't even care who wins

I'm gonna do what must be done

to have some neighbourhood-like fun

All I really want is to fit in



Cause I'm relating to the neighbours

Bought a grill for the balcony

And swear by my last breath

I'll relate them all to death

Then maybe they'll relate to me



All you folks – can you relate?

Say it out load – I CAN RELATE!

One more time – I CAN RELATE!

Just like a good neighbour should

Relate right now while you stil can!

Start a neighbourhood relations band!

And don't forget to clean the garbage cans!

I'm moving out