Man there's so much stuff up here
A quarter pound of lean ideas
Half a pound of dirty jokes
One pound of non-essential quotes

It's where the dreamin' starts, upstairs
It's where the jokin' starts, upstairs
You got some small ideas, upstairs
You got some big ideas, upstairs
It's where you calculate, it's where you speculate

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

You are low on foreign words
Better meet a foreign girl
Take the foreign girl upstairs
And learn a lot of foreign words

A little enchante, upstairs
A little hey, ole, upstairs
Ich heisse Billy Boy, upstairs
A little soya sauce, upstairs
You got some big ideas, you got some big ideas

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

When you want the art to start
You cue the left side and the art will
Start to flow and flow and flow
And leave a stain on all your carpets

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs

When you want the intellect
You cue the right side and you can
Collect the Nobel Prize in person
Or have someone mail it to you

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?
Upstairs, upstairs

Crammed with common phobias
Still, it's a Utopia
This is where you kill a guy
And you know he's still alive

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of there?
Upstairs, upstairs, why don't you get out of my head?

That's when the cleanin' starts
Hey, that's when the cleanin' starts
Ooh, that's when the cleanin' starts
Yeah, that's when the cleanin' starts

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs