There's a riot in Room 42
It was chemistry, now it's a zoo
And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune
Tuned the heat up to one hundred two

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights
Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights
Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's
Who's he carrying 'round on his face?

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

There's a cameraman from Channel 2
On the news at 11 does Edgar Rice Burroughs
Get royalties on local news

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Well, tomorrow at 7:04
As the principal says, "Shut the door"
They'll be 25 Tarzans and 25 Janes
And a chimp from Zoology 4

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane