And we don't understand
Why the world is such a funny shape
It is so bland
If I wanted to kill or assassinate
The Queen
They would only lock me up
And throw away the key

Then you'd never get out
Then you'd never get in
No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands

If I wanted to be someone
I think I would be
Margaret Thatcher
She's so cool I think she should
Be Queen
Now if you should agree with this
Then I think you should be
Hung and drawn and quartered
And then thrown into the sea

And then you'd never get out
Because you can't swim
No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands