What day is it?
Could you please tell me?
What day is it?
I'm confused you see
Is it Sunday?

[Zorak]
No

[Brak]
Is it Monday?

[Zorak]
No!

[Brak]
Is it Tuesday?
Bluesday?
Better-wear-shoesday?

[Zorak]
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

[Brak]
Is it Wednesday?

[Zorak]
No!

[Brak]
Is it Thursday?

[Zorak]
Shut up!

[Brak]
Is it Friday?
Saturday?
Better-wear-a-hat-urday?
Maybe it's tomorrow
And maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday
I done forgot

(Brak breaks out into some scat)

Maybe it's tomorrow
And maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday
I done forgot
Hey, what day is it?
Could you please tell me?
What day is? What day is it?
I'm confused you see
Oh