I once had a beautiful sandwich

Oh man I'm talking, HEY!

It was made with fresh beef bologna

And mom bought it yesterday



It had butter and American cheese

On white bread, boy oh boy!

Slap a little brown mustard on top

And buddy, you're full of joy!



Somebody stole my bologna

Sandwich on the bus to school!

Was it Bob or Billy or Fred?

Whoa buddy them boys is cruel!



There's jus...wait a minute...

I'm, I'm sittin on it!

Aw man! I'm sorry sandwich!