Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka 

You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka 

You're an uncle fucka, yes its true 

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you 



Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka 

You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka 

You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, 

You just fuck your uncle all day long 



(farting noises) 

Phillip: Hmm! 

(farting noises) 

(laughing) 

(farting noises) 

Some Guy: What's going on here? 

(farting noises) 

People: OOOoooooooooooooh 

Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka 

T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka  

You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka 

Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say 

Phillip: Why you fucked your uncle yesterday 

Everyone: (laughing) 

People: Uncle fucka... thats 

Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle 

Fuckaaaaaa ............



Phillip: Suck my balls!