times have changed.
Our Kids are getting worse!
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
should we blame the government or blame society?
or should we blame the images on tv?

NO! blame canada, blame canada
with all their beady little eyes
an' flapping heads so full of lies
blame canada, blame canada
we need to form a full assault, its canada's fault

don't blame me for my son stan
he saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan!
and my boy eric once had MY picture on his shelf
but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

well, blame canada, blame canada
it seems that everything's gone wrong
since canada came along
blame canada, blame canada
they're not even a real country, anyway

my son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

should we blame the matches, should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame canada, blame canada
with their hockey hullaballoo
and their bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada!

for the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
the laughter and fun
this will be undone
we must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!