String up the lights and light up the tree
We're gonna make some revalry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can.

And there goes John F. Kennedy,
Caroling with his son
(Reunited for the holidays,
God bless us everyone!)

Everybody has a happy glow,
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell,
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

(pause)

God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in Hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause its Christmas Time in Hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on,
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Randon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

There's Princess Diana,
Holding burning Mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
To watch his weenie grow.

For one day we all stop burning,
And the flames are not so thick,
All the screaming and torture stops
If we wait for old Saint Nick!

So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Gather close together and make it quick,
We've got to make room for Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell....
It's Christmas Time... (echo x8)
It's Christmas Time in Hell!