[Cartman]

Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a Stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!





[Cartman]

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

She's a Super King Kong mega-mega "biatch"!







Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch:

She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch



talk to kids around the world 

it might go a little somethin like this

(different languages)



[Cartman]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch

Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch

Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......

Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah