Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
and she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked, people still thinks she's pretty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!"
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Cliq

I don't know much, But I know this shit:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...

My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
He's Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real sloppy bitch that does right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the things she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist freak there ever was!
She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,
and I Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!
I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!

Oh, shit....
Tell 'em Joe

Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on 'EX' so I bought her,
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that little freak ass pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C
In the place to be,

I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bi-atch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!

You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...

Yo, Yo, time to make some wine