When I was only a zygote, I still remember the time
When there was nothing to know or to think about
Except for the sound of my mind and the sound from outside

SenSurround, down at the bottom
Sensible to ear and sternum
And the world first spoke to me in SenSurround

If Mom had known she was expecting
She might have gone to see "Jaws"
Instead of picking a film where the sound effects
Came right up through the floor and I'd be differently formed.

SenSurround, down at the bottom
Sensible to ear and sternum
And the world first spoke to me in SenSurround

Accidently in a coal mine it was found
When they accidently dug too far down and they found SenSurround

I still don't know who conceived it or where they got the idea
But there it was in the aisle by the exit sign
A woofer covered in wood to shake the room when it should

SenSurround, down at the bottom
Sensible to ear and sternum
Make the fakeness realistic when the action went ballistic
One degree shy of sadistic
And the world first spoke to me in SenSurround

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba

If I could swim underwater without having to breathe
If I could follow the trail to the ocean floor
I think I know what there'd be waiting for me

SenSurround, down at the bottom
Sensible to ear and sternum
Make the fakeness realistic when the action went ballistic
One degree shy of sadistic
And the world first spoke to me in SenSurround