Matron(spoken)
The whole worlds gone low-brow. things aint what
They used to be.

Velma(spoken)
They sure aint, mama. they sure aint its all gone.

(singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

Matron
Class.
Whatever happened to, please, may i?
And, yes, thank you?
And, how charming?
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?

Velma and matron
Class!
Ah, there aint no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There aint no ladies now,
Theres only pigs and whores
And even kidsll knock ya down
Sos they can pass
Nobodys got no class!

Velma
Whatever happened to old values?

Matron
And fine morals?

Velma
And good breeding?

Matron
Now, no one even says oops when theyre
Passing their gas
Whatevcer happened to class?

Velma
Class

Velma and matron
Ah, there aint no gentlemen
Thats fit for any use
And any girld touch your privates
For a deuce

Matron
And even kidsll kick your shins and give you sass

Velma
And even kidsll kick your shins and give you sass

Velma and matron
Nobodys got no class!

Velma
All you ready about today is rape and theft

Matron
Jesus christ, aint there no decency left?

Velma and matron
Nobodys got no class!

Matron
Everybody you watch

Velma
s got his brains in his crotch

Matron
Holy crap

Velma
Holy crap

Matron
What a shame

Velma
What a shame

Velma and matron
What became of class?