There's a party in my head 

Won't let me go to bed 

Have to stay up instead 

Go to the party in my head 

We're divorced before we're wed 

I'm reborn before I'm dead 

Straight from the mouth of Mr Ed 

Invited to the party in my head 



Stop that banging on the wall 

I won't turn down the noise at all 

I'm footloose and fancy free 

My head the place to be 



There's a party in my head 

I can't remember what you said 

The sad truth's I'm poorly bred 

Raised at the party in my head 

There's an orgy like Club Med 

Where everybody rocks my bed 

Your baby wonders where you fled 

Came at the party in my head 



Though you may call 999 

They will hang up everytime 

It's too late they're here with me 

Off their heads and on the beat 



There's no charge the entry's free 

I gave the doorman a kiss, you see 

And all the guests mix brilliantly 

Cos I am them and they are me 

I threw away my high street cred 

To have a life instead 

Repeat the words that I just said 

To go to the party in your head