Young  man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

Him have one up here, one down there
One in Hannover, one down a vere
One she's a lawyer, one she's a doctor
One wen dem work with a little contractor.

One down-a east, one down-a west
Him have one up north and two down south
One a sell cigarettes on the roundabout, hey.

Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

Him have one go a school, one gawn fool fool
Him have one everytime me say she thinks a she rules
One she a nurse, she say she come first
The other night them going out dem pick her new purse.

One a sell star, one work in a bar
A she can smile when the two a dem a spar
One gettie gettie, one frettie, frettie
And him no drink no other milk but Betty.

You too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

You too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

Him have one up here, one down there
One in Hannover, one down a vere
One she's a lawyer, one she's a doctor
One wen dem work with a little contractor.

One down-a east, one down-a west
Him have one up north and two down south
One of-a go a school, one gawn fool, fool.

Young too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie
Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.

A big fat one who a go go dancer
A little slim one who's a radio announcer
One highty, highty, one flighty, flighty
And before him grow old he want one a North Pole.

One in a London, one in a Japan
One in a Scotland, one in a Finland
One in a Taiwan, one in a Iran
One in a Greenland, one in a Iceland.

One in Canada, one Uganda
One America, one Cuba
One Antigua, one Grenada
One a China and one India.

One Bolivia, one Torguga
One a Ghana, one Ethiopia
One Russia, one Syberia
One a Syria, one Tanzania.

One Australia, one Aruba
One Asia, one Australia.

Young man you too girlie, girlie
You jus-a flash it round the worldie.