Becoming what I hate
To have sex on the first date
Yeah!

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try
You don't gotta try
Tonight is my night
For my silk to shine
The sluts will be mine
So bring on the shit
So bring on the shit

Hot mayonnaise ass rubs
Hot beef in the hot tub
Havin' your cake and bangin' it too
Tonight!

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try

Bang, bang, bang ass
Bang, bang, bang ass

The party's on Tonight
You're lookin' really hot girls
I'm metrosexually just right
I like you, you dirty motherfuckers

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try
You don't gotta try
Tonight is my night
For my silk to shine
The sluts will be mine
So bring on the shit

Bang, bang, bang ass
Bang, bang, bang ass