Jehovah knocking at my door, what can I say?
I gave him some, he wanted more
So I paid and now he's gone another 'round for everyone
I just wanna be your sugar mom

Dick and Jane were married on TV
And New Jersey cried itself to sleep
They tried not buying anything today
Inside Robot City

Dirty virgin lying about her age, she loves Frankie B
She dropped several hundred on her hair and underwear
Make me fit in a tiny place, old lady's giving me dirty looks
'Cause I touched her space

Dick and Jane were married on TV
And Florida cried itself to sleep
They tried not buying anything today
Inside Robot City

Pick it up and put it in
Then you go back
And do it over
And over again

Dick and Jane were married on TV
And Phoenix cried itself to sleep
They tried not buying anything today
Inside Robot City