Lonely and homely here I sitI see you looking out the 
corner of your eyes
La-da-di-da-da-da
You's slender and beautiful
Your friends are bountiful
I'm a chubby dork with braces
And a name
You'll never know
I'm growing up
I'm lifting weights
I'm drinking milk
And I think
That it's 'bout time we get your lovin' filled
Because oh Carly
My little goth girl
Oh wait, that was last year
I forgot you're now a cheerleader
I forgot you're so damn popular
Did you hear I made team captain
I'm so glad that it happened Carly
The party of the year
Here I sit,
I see you looking out the corner of your eyes
La-da-di-da-da-da
I got my guitar
I think I'm a star
We've been talking
But your boyfriend's just been milking the bar
Here he comes acting big
Looking dumb, stupid pig
I don't want to look stupid?
But it's going to take lot to stop my fist
I'm growing up
I'm lifting weights
I'm drinking milk
And I think
That it's 'bout time we get your lovin' filled
Because oh Carly
My little cheerleader
Oh wait, that was last year
I forgot you're now a punk rocker
Black leather and a dog collar
Did you hear I'm in a new band
Just another thign you'll never understand
How does it feel to never understand me
Never ever ever understand me
I'm growing up
I'm lifting weights
I'm drinking milk
And I think
That it's 'bout time we get your lovin' filled
Because oh Carly
My little goth girl
Oh wait, that was last year
I forgot you're now a cheerleader
I forgot you're so damn popular
Did you hear I'm in a new band
Just another thign you'll never understand
How does it feel to never understand me
Never ever understand me