Fuck the Middle East
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We could sure live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill em all and have a ball
And end their fuckin crisis

   BEIRUT, LEBANON, won't exist once we're done
   LIBYA, IRAN, we'll flush those bastards down the can
   SYRIANS and SHIITES, we'll crush their faces with our might
   Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks