Welcome to Adelaide
It's a real nice town
Lots of policemen everywhere
They're sure to remove that frown
They've got judges too
They'd like to butt fuck you
But only if you're under nine
Welcome to Adelaide
You're sure to have a swell time
There's a rumour goin' round
About the cannibals of snowtown
Their incredibly expensive legal machine
Who oils the machine?
Who oils the machine?
The machine
The machine
There's a rumour doin' the rounds
About a brutal gang
Of cops and politicians
Who rape and murder
Little kiddies
Yeah, they call them the family
Yes, they call them the family