Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

Softball playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore

The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Rod's Charburger tweakers collect knick-knacks for the thrift store

Rubbers, plastic six-pack ring things and syringes wash up on the shore

Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C

Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV

Interferon injection is the future for you and me

San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity

Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

Let's get fucked up...

I've stayed clean for more than a decade. I haven't even had a beer

I'm knocking back a Martinelli's when I'm ringing in the new year

The reason that I live this way is getting a bit less clear

You've been living like an angel even the Jesus freaks think you're queer