Hey L.A.



There's an automatic teller machine in the emergency room

There's a meter maid she arrives by broom

There's a bear in the air with a lullaby

And a big brown coat to keep you warm at night



There's a money tree

And the ladder leans up against the trunk

But the steps are greased



Hey L.A.

Where you from

Where have you gone now

Well it looks like someone's spaceship crashed

In Babylon



There's a plastic man with a plastic knife

In a rubber hand at a drastic price

Don't miss this show you will be amazed

You're a shining star, a needle in the haze

There's a man upstairs

With the fire below

There's the elevator

And away you go



Hey L.A.

Where you from

Where have you gone now

Well it looks like someone's spaceship crashed

In Babylon



There's a smooth operator

There's a famous Governator

Everybody walks in L.A.

On a backward escalator



It's a soul terminator

It's a sea of alligators

On each and every corner

There's a broken hearted waiter



Hey L.A.

Where you from

Where have you gone now

Well it looks like someone's spaceship crashed

In Babylon