Pellet snow takes me over

If you need, we'll talk and hold

Dyed your hair and the smell of pot

I hate it but I'll let it slide

Sinking forward to the lions

That're feasting on your favorite child

It isn't fair, the case is closed

And it gets worse, but I've been



Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss voilà

Shamed, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold



The city fines and you are broke

You taste falafel on your coat

Wipe it down and now it's soaked

So hang it up and let it slide

When you fail, you just come home

And kiss your mom, well, life sustains

You're unconditionally praised

With vicious words, but I've been



Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss voilà

Shamed, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold



But you can bet it all on the centerfold

Journalistic rise and without a sound

I don't think it's wise to get out and down

And you can bet it all on the centerfold

On the centerfold

On the centerfold

'Cause I've been



Trained, conditioned and

Framed, you know this pageant's

Staged, oh miss voilà

Shamed, you've come to face your flaws

On the centerfold

On the centerfold