He cried the way I finally cried
A week after my grandpa died
A week after my grandpa died; 
We buried him out beside his wife
We buried him out beside his wife! 
â??Jesus, I said: â??What's the matter?
You have plenty of money to buy
Everything in this silver store.�
â??That's not it at all, â? He said:
â??That's not it at all, at all, at allâ?¦â?
â??I made a mistake: I told everyone
That I love them equally; 
That they're all the same to me.
What a foolish thing to do:
Boy, it shows how little I know you.�
â??I should have made my book exclusive and
Only sold in SoHo stores -
Bouncers at the golden doors; 
Then a great big line would form -
A bigger line than heaven's had for years��
â??Open arms don't sell well these days:
Why you worship scarcity
Is such an awful mystery; 
It looks like Dad made way too many
It looks like Dad made way too many keys��