She's got the personality of Darth Vader 

And the mentality of a sixth grader 

I better get her now, while I still hate her 

The way I hated you 

While she still just a hole to crawl into 

And I've still got my pride 



But if I had a woman 

If I had a woman that I could abuse 

If I had a woman that I could cruel to 

Wish I had a woman that I could refuse 

And then I guess that I'd be satisfied 



Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs? 

And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg? 

I better get her now before I have to beg 

The way I did before 

While I'll still take any port in a storm 

And I've still got my pride 



But if I had a woman 

If I had a woman that I could annoy 

If I had a woman to take all the lashes 

I wish I had a woman that I could destroy 

'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied 



Oh God, somebody send me a woman 

'Cause I need a woman that I can despise 

I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb 

I need a woman to listen to lies 

And then I guess that I'll be satisfied 



Satisfied 

Then I guess that I'll be satisfied