To splash around with the ones that taught her
 She's just like that farmer's daughter
 Everybody laughs at the joke

 And we're laughing
 She don't know what it means
 She just knows that it's not what it seems

 Everybody knows that she's going nowhere
 Everybody always tells her how much they care
 But all they really care about is growin' their hair
 And gettin' it cut

 And we're laughing
 She don't know what it means
 She just knows that it's not what it seems

 She's running down much faster
 Home base is around the corner
 All she can hear is laughter
 And that's all that's in store for her

 Sliding downwards, you're the batter
 That's what they say, 500 up on the ladder

 She comes running down like water
 She comes running down

 Everybody knows that she's going nowhere
 Everybody always tells her how much they care
 But all they really care about is cuttin' their hair
 And lettin' it grow

 And we're laughing
 She don't know what it means
 She just knows that it's not what it seems

 She's running down much faster
 Home base is around the corner
 All she can hear is laughter
 And that's all that's in store for her