If I wear a dress you try to put me down,
When I stay awake I think of  why I masterbate,
Is it 'coz I'm dumb that I can't get it up?

Am I lookin' for a bimbo's intuition?
I don't need you to make me smile,
Am I looking for a sexual television?
All I need is to get it up

When I look at you I think of kinky things to do,
I'm looking fora perfect kind of guy
When I stay awake I ponder all the things you say,
Is it 'coz I'm dumb that I can't get a girl